I would, unquestionably, slonk a fat doink with a fuckin dragon - if given the opportunity. Imagine the conversations you’d have with an ancient-ass dragon while zonked. Shit would be SO FUN!

Four perfectly aligned layers of GOD-MODE manual screen-printing on vintage black GILDAN Ultra Cotton tees by yours truly, the printomancer HAMBURGER HANDS. The price is reflective of the amount of work it takes to print on black shirts of this style.

NOTE: Due to the screenprinting process, some shirts will look slightly different from the one in the picture. That’s a feature, not a bug.